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Hall of Postmodern Horrors

This post is to catalogue all of the worst examples postmodernism manifesting itself, in all of its empty, existentially terrifying, and ironic glory.

Nothing Forever

If you thought Seinfeld was about nothing, wait until you see this. Tasking an AI with generating endless Seinfeld seems like a punishment out of Greek mythology.

Here’s the live twitch stream.

“By Allah, I see the annihilation of postmodernism as clearly as I see you.”

-Jordan Peterson

David Lynch’s Weather Reports

Remember that guy who made twin peaks and the 1980s Dune? He makes daily weather reports.

I can’t tell if this is entirely ironic, and if so what he’s trying to say.

The Avatar Group from How To with John Wilson

I could only find it on twitter sorry.

This was what made me realize that something was lost with organized religion.

This is part 2 (the more important one).

Same energy. Tulpa 8Chan Groupchat

https://app.element.io/#/room/#tulpas:matrix.thisisjoes.site

The Q Kid

What’s a kid to do, caught in the currents of political paranoia with no institutions to anchor to.

Lasagna Cat

The pipe strip. The Pipe Strip. Is the hour long speech just a way to say Garfield isn’t funny? Why do they all end with a memorial to the still living creator of Garfield, Jim Davis?

The channel’s last post was a 5 hour long video of the responses to a sex survey, which managed to spawn another hour long video analyzing all of it.

This is a link to the analysis video not the sex survey.

Are You Hot?

Twin Peaks – Message to Allied Forces (Season 2 featurettes)

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What Happened to Trout Fishing in America?

I find myself at a roadblock. A Conversation begins between us two beings, one of us filled with Fearlessness and Compassion, the other filled with Vermont and trout fishing in America.

I find myself at a roadblock. Trout fishing in America is unabridged, and two beings wrestle for life between the two sides of a line. Two beginnings between us filled with feeling these shoulders. Two beings and two beings, one of compassion and one of whistling into the dark. 

I find myself at a roadblock. Vermont holds me. I and two beings go trout fishing in America. Fishing for whistling trout and even though these are my shoulders, a conversation begins, and I wrestle FOR LIFE. 

I find myself at a roadblock. I whistle, and my life feels unabridged. 

Even though I find myself at a roadblock, even though I whistle for compassion, even though a dark, dark road fills us with unabridged conversations, even though life between us separates, I find myself beginning to wrestle for the life of Trout fishing in America.

I find myself at a roadblock between a line of Vermonts. 

I find myself filled with shoulders of compassion and trout fishing in America.

                        AMEN.

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Burn The Flowers

-Osiris

Burn the flowers July 14, 2022

Within the confines of the basement bungallooo of plum island of newbury port of the eastcoast of what is now called North america but what is Truly dubbed “turtle Island” as Gary Japhy Snider Ryder knows it to be. The poor young burning feet fill the streets and beaches finding common rough woodlouses among their starving feet. No young funks can buy American Spirits to burn when browsing the teal colored market corner store. The world revolution of trotsky split bright and burning into an accelerated hyper state of techno facism true and tonal. The bright spots of dab pens and ink pens fill the night as we tear ourselves away from checked out technology future where metallic dregs fill our souls rather then pure writings and musings inspired by what we see wrong in the world. Artificial articles fill our sites and brains to the point where we no longer find truth to be freeing, rather it leads us to a road where a diverging point splits our souls into a state of turmoil and self doubt. No wonder jesus died. 

This live love laugh White anglo saxon protestant beach core life is a marriage to the point of privilege with JBL speakers and six dollar coors lights down at the trendy bucket of alcohol within the tri stand of soon to be flooded states of america. Flooded with the grieved wretches whose souls were stripped of coherent love and passionate “FREEDOM” spelled F R E E D O M 

F: REE YOUR MIND AND YOUR ASS WILL FOLLOW

R: ECENT STUDIES SUDGEST 20% OFF TRANSCENDENCE 

E: AT YOUR SENIORS EAT 

E: AT YOUR CHILDREN

D: ONT STOP NOW ONLY TWO SWOLLEN EYES LEFT ON THE BRINK

O: F SOMETHING WORTH SAVING?????? OF LOVE???? OF LIGHT???????

M: INIONS OF DESPICABLE ME

THE MINIONS OF SATURN DEVOURING CHILDREN